Another way of saying that someone became a sellout for even just a MILLIGRAM of fame and recognition.
Originates form season 2 episode 1 of Smiling Friends in which Gwimbly is offered to become a skin in the new Troglore game but only if he Kissed the CEO's Nugget.
Soon after this episode dropped, there was talk of making "Kissing the nugget" slang for selling out.
In 2024 when Parappa was revealed to have become a new skin in this other game, the internet responded by saying that "Bro Kissed the Nugget"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.