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Kingwood Underground

Supposed community website for Kingwood, TX. Most commonly used by overweight housewives to argue with each other over pointless topics, though there are some people who are respectful and post useful information. Forget about a civil discussion about anything. Almost every other topic results in a flame war between two individuals who would rather argue with someone they don't even know then do something productive.

Y'all need to grow up.
Worst Uses of Kingwood Underground....

Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD

Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.

Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.

Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.

Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....

Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.

John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.

Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
Kingwood Underground by 186305 July 13, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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