Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up

James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

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Kings College by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017

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Kings College

A bunch of twats walking around London and pretending to actually being educated people. Secretely regreting they didnt get into ucl. Recieve anal from lecturers in a orgy seminar lecture.

Jenny: OH, who is that group of guys wanking on ucl wall?

B: Oh, its Kings College...

Kings College by jitsuka123 February 28, 2011

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Kings college school

Kings college school is the school for the rich and dumb. The kings boys are known for their rivalry with the wimbledon college boys. Most of these intense gang fights take place on the bus down to wimbledon station.
Kings is also known for its wide drug taking habits. Many of the students even take drugs in school and on school trips.

The majority of KCS are tory scum and go to dubai or the maldives or mallorca during their holidays.

“Calm g we getting the bus today or we trekking down to the station?”
“Rah were getting a bus the stations bare far. Gonna pull out my skeng on some of the kings college school kids tho.”

Kings college school by Schoolreviewer69 July 14, 2019

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King's College London

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.

EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

King's College London by Quattro Colori October 14, 2011

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King’s College

small catholic college in the middle of bumfuck PA, mostly kids that play sports, and that get stupid lit on the weekends, lots of beef between the soccer and football kids, and will always be better than Wilkes University (the pussy school up franklin street)

Damn, he goes to King’s College, you know he loves beer die and going to essef

King’s College by Kings Barre March 9, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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