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King Kamehameha 

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.
Noun
Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”
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Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher 

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher