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Killing Kittens

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens
by Matt R March 28, 2005
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killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.
Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.
by tonmeister May 13, 2005
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Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike May 13, 2005
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killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.
If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.
by Fearman November 28, 2007
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Killing kittens

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
by Evoon August 8, 2005
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Killing Kittens

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."
by Brainiac January 7, 2005
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kitten-killing

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
by Siki November 15, 2003
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