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Kidney Shot 

A punch to the kidney by a silent assassin who sneaks up behind the unsuspecting victim.

Depending on the severity of the attack, the victim of the kidney shot may experience lingering pain an extended period of time.

The assault usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery.
"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then let’s go soccor ball."
Kidney Shot by The real C Murder November 14, 2006
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Kidney Shot 

In parts of the Northeastern United States, in rural prisons and county correctional facility, inmates will use the term to describe what has been defined on UD as a kidney punch. That is a kidney shot, referenced in this context, and location, refers to a well timed punch, hard tap, or "shot" to the area of the back where the kidneys are located. This is done during the rape of another inmate, during consensual prison intercourse, and possibly outside of any circumstances involving imprisonment, either to encourage orgasm, or at the point of orgasm in order to intensify its depth and duration. The kidney shot works by effectively tightening the anus of the recipient, as the kidneys are hit, resulting in the aforementioned benefits to inflicter. kidney punches or shots are potentially dangerous, however, not unheard of in relation to sexual assaults, and intercourse, in these correctional facilities.
cellie: "I'm into smashing it, but I could definitely give some kidney shots to f#(k."
freshfish: "kidney shots?"
cellie: "you f#(k 'em until you're 'bout to bust, then hit 'em in d kidneys to make their ass get real tight around your d!(k."
freshfish: "jezzzus!"
cellie: "You get it? So it's like f#(k, f#(k, 'bout to kumm, WAP! quick kidney shot, f#(k, WAP! quick kidney shot, WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!"
freshfish: "yea, i get it."
Kidney Shot by sunchynna December 21, 2008

kidney shot 

A punch to the kidney by a silent assasian who generally sneaks up on the victim from behind. The assualt usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery. Depending on the severity of the attack, lingering pain my last for an extended period of time.
"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then lets go soccor ball."
kidney shot by C Murder2 November 10, 2008
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