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kick in the dick 

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An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.
We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.
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Kick in the dick 

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1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
Kick in the dick by mrdonn October 14, 2011

Kick in the dick 

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An unnecessary final blow. Being kicked while you're down.
"Ain't that a kick in the dick!"
Kick in the dick by .otatoP July 11, 2014

Ain't that a kick in the dick

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A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

kick someone in the dick day

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National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

I'll Kick You In The Dick 

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are u that dumb?
im gonna kick, you, in the dick, Wuu, ummmm right
ur all faggots

A kick in the Moby Dick

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By God that felt like a kick in the Moby Dick
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