Khoji

Gives the best suggestion, unfiltered review, your tech/shopping/beauty/clothing Expert. Never lies.
You can rant about anything with them, Always listen and give the best advice.

Knows exactly what you want a total best friend material!

I don't know what to buy can't decide, I should Khoji it!

by Your trusted friend November 25, 2021

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Hideo Kojima

v. When you're doing a really good job at fucking your partner, and then decide to leave in the middle of sex.

My boyfriend was fantastic in bed last night until he Hideo Kojima'd my asshole.

by adventfuturist February 8, 2017

shingeki no kyojin

Attack on Titan (進撃の巨人 Shingeki no Kyojin?, lit. "Advancing Giants") is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama. The series began serialization in Kodansha's Bessatsu Shōnen Magazine magazine from September, 2009 and is published in North America by Kodansha Comics USA. A spin-off light novel began release from December 2011 and has also received a manga adaptation.

Shingeki no Kyojin is an awesome anime!

by SpookyTan October 19, 2013

with the help of kyoji

A phrase taken from the great anime, G gundam. The main character, Domon Kasshu, comes across an enemy who has come victim to his brother's, Kyoji's, evil deeds. Kyoji is involved with something called the Dark/Devil gundam which is the reason Domon has suffered so much. Domon then says the phrase in an expression of anger and follows it by destroying the enemy before him with little effort.

This ability to self recover, allowing the deceased Dahall and his gundam to keep on resurrecting. I'm positive, this guy has aquired abilities of the dark gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!

by Kyoji's helper July 22, 2010

A Hideo Kojima Game

When a repressed film director fills his video game(s) with more cutscenes than gameplay.

Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."

Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an interactive movie rather than a stright up video game, so put that controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."

Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."

by Camp Clarke February 25, 2011

Wrap it up Kojima

A term commonly used when something is taking too long to get it's point across.

''Wrap it up Kojima''

by Maldalorian January 8, 2020