key board

thing that u use to type with, some are curvy shaped and stuff, like all ergonomic, and it hooks up to the cpu i think, and some have stickey keys.

anyone who makes an inuendo out of this one is a retard

by common sensical October 6, 2004

key board fight

A fight between two people; one trying to send a racey message to another person, the other person not wanting the message sent.

me and my homie had a key board fight cuz i typed to her bf i wanted to fuck him ; she tryed to stop me.. it didnt work!

by MaddyJaclyn October 11, 2006

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

Key-nwah board

When you get quinoa grains stuck under the keys of your keyboard eventually making them unusable.

I have to take my laptop to get repaired cause my key-nwah board is fucked.

by BC4C October 26, 2018

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012