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Mood test form question: Have you felt keyed up or on edge?
Applicant: (yes)
keyed up by lubhzagain August 27, 2011
really high on cocaine
(presumably because you've been using car *key* to bump cocaine in some bathroom)
one more bump before we go?
naw, i'm all keyed up, let's roll.
keyed up by situsitu November 29, 2011
ready to go, bubbling over
I'm so keyed up for TRE2K6!!
keyed up by Small Feet December 20, 2006
Angry or with someone with a certain thing.
Bro, you're so keyed up right now, Chill.
Keyed up by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026