Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham
OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!
by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004
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An unpopular side to most breakfasts.
Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"
by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008
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The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.
Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!
by Eject Rejects! May 15, 2020
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Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara
Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!
by Nikkita Spanxxx June 22, 2005
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Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.
I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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"I'm not here to talk about Kevin Bacon Hollywood A-Lister, I'm here to talk about Kevin Bacon centre of the universe..." *turns off device*
by tyxie April 13, 2015
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