Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024