Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit the Frog

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob

Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.

by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009

Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009