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Kentucky Hotpocket 

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit
Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)
"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."
Kentucky Hot Pocket by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006