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An extreme badass, Who could give a fuck what others think. Just wants to live his life to the fullest, make mistakes he can laugh about. wants to Make memories he can sit on his front porch and tell his grandkids about one day, as they eat wadamelin. But most important wants to leave his mark on this earth.
kelz by UncleFUCKINKen October 13, 2013
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a soft ass nigga
kelz by gjfhfg January 29, 2022
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kelz • Kelzey • Kelzad • kelzang • kelze • kelzia • kelzie • kelzii-star • kelzo • Kelzone

azn_kelz 

A noun used to describe an artificial entity, generally observed on an instant messaging service, which is most commonly purportedly attractive and female.

Used in order to communicate with others who are unaware of the fictitious and often highly constructed nature of the entity and their replies, so as to humiliate them at a later date.

The term can also be used as a verb in order to describe the process mentioned above, facilitated by adding a 'd' or 'ing' to the end of the word, often with several accompanying z's and x's in various combinations.
Noun use:

"Hey, who is this chick who just added me? Do you know her?"
"Sounds like an azn_kelz to me..."

Verb use:

"Bastards just azn_kelzdzx me"
"That's because you're retarded"
azn_kelz by azn_kelz November 5, 2006
Kelzy is a loving and respectful person and gets what she wants, kelzy is loyal to jon no matter what. She’s short and beautiful.
Dude 1.Wow, did you see kelzy with Jon last night!
Dude 2. Yea bro she looks super loyal

Dude 3. And damn she fine!
Kelzy by JnK61318 August 12, 2018
a dream girl who deserves to live in a dream world
wow thats kelzang!!
kelzang by kak311111 June 13, 2021
noun- When you are placed into the Friendzone by a girl named Kelcey or some version of that name (Kelsey, Kelsie, or Kelcie), in which she is making it clear to you that you will only be her friend and that you are not a potential romantic partner.

noun- The Kelzone. The zone of friendship similar to the friendzone that describes a place in which you may reside where you are a friend, and only a friend, of Kelcey.

verb- Kelzone. When a woman named Kelcey puts you in The Kelzone, she has "Kelzoned" you.
noun- "She put me in The Kelzone."

noun- "He's so deep in the Kelzone that he has real estate."

verb- "I wanted to date her, but she Kelzoned me."
Kelzone by DrewZone February 1, 2020
Kelzey
he is kind, sweet, caring.
hes a ladys man.
he is such a gentlemen.
he gets his heart broken easily, so treat him right.
he loves to be outdoors.
he loves camping, fishing, etc..
hes very handsome.
hes short.
hes most likely going to be in the army.
hes a ladies man.
girl: "i love Kelzey, hes such a sweetheart"
Kelzey by blah blah bitch January 13, 2014
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