Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.
I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.
by The Amazing String-Beany December 08, 2010
mugGet the Kelp Burgermug.
An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Not If I Can Kelp It Burgermug.