Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...

These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson

Kelly Johnson by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005

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Kelly Johnson

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends

Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson

Kelly Johnson by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

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Kelly Johnson • Kelly D Johnson • keely johnston • kelly • Kelly Clarkson • kelly rowland • Kelly Ripa • Kelly-Ann • Kelly-Anne • kelly (male)

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

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keely johnston

The most beautiful kind hearted person on earth. She has a beautiful smile and a great personality. Anyone that is her friend is lucky there isn’t many people out there that are as kind and awesome as her.

Dang that girls so hot I bet her names keely

Wow she’s so sweet I bet she’s a Keely

Look at that beautiful smile her names definitely Keely

Keely Johnston - a great kind hearted person that is cute and fun to be around.

keely johnston by Jadin Sansom June 7, 2018

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KellyJohnson

Really nice person to be around. Doesn't take shit from anybody, and I love her, and she doesn't know it.

KellyJohnson.

KellyJohnson by gms13 May 12, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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