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Kelly Johnson 

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005
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Kelly Johnson 

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

Kelly D Johnson 

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

keely johnston 

The most beautiful kind hearted person on earth. She has a beautiful smile and a great personality. Anyone that is her friend is lucky there isn’t many people out there that are as kind and awesome as her.
Dang that girls so hot I bet her names keely

Wow she’s so sweet I bet she’s a Keely

Look at that beautiful smile her names definitely Keely

Keely Johnston - a great kind hearted person that is cute and fun to be around.

KellyJohnson 

Really nice person to be around. Doesn't take shit from anybody, and I love her, and she doesn't know it.
KellyJohnson.
KellyJohnson by gms13 May 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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