One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still donβt know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.
The Dota 2 version of the twitch.tv emoticon Kappa, which looks like the Dota 2 hero Meepo. It is a Kappa with Meepo ears and a straw in its mouth. People often misstake it for a cat Kappa or a teemo Kappa, but its not.