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Keep-shit 

A bowel movement purposefully stored and kept with the intention of later use.
On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.

After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.
Keep-shit by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
Words you can keep

Keep shit playa 

Be careful when it come to these hoes cause dey choosing ..
The girl you catching feelin for feelin somebody else bro bro so keep shit playa
Keep shit playa by 7mleaa January 26, 2021

Keep Shit Peter 

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this
I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
Keep Shit Peter by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025

keep your shit up 

To keep up the good work, carry on doing what you're doing and don't slack.
GG dude, keep your shit up.
keep your shit up by WeeklyFromYT February 9, 2018

keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.
What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.
keep this shit tight by Ewayne October 20, 2017

KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.
"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"
KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE by Unitonika September 16, 2020

I keep my shit on lock 

Being loyal to one person.
You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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