Keaton

Dat fucking nonce that u sit next to and get raped by

oh ur a keaton

by That fsdifngfuisgtfghvhn July 9, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.

“See that girl over there? Thats Keaton”
“Wow! Shes stunning”

by Markie January 3, 2019

Keaton

When a stay-at-home dad, "Mr. Mom", has to avoid or elude a neighborhood mom in hot pursuit looking for some action.

Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.

by ChitownJack November 17, 2009

Keaton

To be a dick, and or a cunt

Tony was being a bit of a Keaton last weekend

by Jackooooo January 29, 2014

Keaton

Has fucking huge ass tittes and loves to suck toes on the low. You better watch out he is tender as a damn steak on the grill fina be done.

Keaton has bigger tittes than you’ll ever imagine

by cheeze123456789 September 20, 2018

Keaton

A Sexy & sweet country boy from Mississippi who loves to party especially when his special someone is there!!

I love keaton

by Litasf101 May 2, 2016

Keaton

A dumb little piece krap that doesn't know anything.

Keaton is usually considered not a friend

That guy is such a Keaton

by NOT GEON September 20, 2019