Friend 1:yo man wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2:Sorry man my girlfriend said no
Friend 1:isnt that your decision tho?
Friend 2:naw man my girlfriend has kayelee syndrome
the prettiest girl in the room. Her smile lights up any and everything. they brush off compliments even if they believe them because they don't think they deserve it but they do. you need one of these girls whether its a friend or a significant other they will show you love when you cant show it to yourself there eyes are brighter then ten millions suns .there hearts are always in the right place although they have a tendency to fall in love farrrrrrr to quickly so be therefor her when her heart breaks. they have a smile on there face even if they don't mean it. they don't like to wear there heart on there chest so if a Kaylee starts complaining or spilling her heart to you take it seriously this means something to her so show he the care she deserves. and when she apoligizes for absolute nothing prove to her theres no reason for it she will show compassion regardless if it hurts or she gets it back. love her cuz she will always love you.
girl 1: whos the girl with the bright eyes a pretty smile?
Girl 2: oh that's Kaylee!
Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?
Girl 2: I wish!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*