Kathie Schmid 

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

Kathie Schmid by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005

Katie's Blackburn 

A terrible STD discovered in 1992 among the lesbians of Pittsburgh. It is extremely foul and lies dormant until disturbed, but once awakened, its wrath is unstoppable. Characterized by turbans and outfits worn the previous night. Often becomes delusional when fed alcohol. The only known treatment is sex with straight women.

Don't wake Katie's Blackburn, pee in the alley!

Katie's Blackburn by Queen Lesbian October 7, 2011

Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid 

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.

When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid by kravitz January 19, 2005

Katie’s way

When you cut a pizza in a random fashion. Every piece is unique in its own way.

Man 1: AYE YOU! YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?
Man 2: Yeah! CUT IT KATIE’S WAY, YOU GABAGOOL!?

Katie’s way by Katie The Babysitter January 8, 2022

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome 

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!

Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome by MM007 August 22, 2017

Katie's Playground 

A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia

Man, I feel bad for everybody who has to play at Katie's Playground.

Katie's Playground by topher piner January 31, 2008

KATIE S 

Low down dirty bitch ! Don't give a fuck about the well being of innocent kids!

KATIE S : don't go in this refrigerator y'all only eat what I give you!

Foster child: ILL KILL all these bitches! Burn this fuckn house down!

KATIE S by MZLady40 December 4, 2019