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An amazing person who is gorgeous. and she knows how to make you laugh and smile. and she can make you happy. she never lies. she is a loyal friend. has good taste. and is very artsy. you can't know a katey and NOT love her. its impossible.
by saradalera December 01, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A small biatch, very good insults. Highly recommended in a verbal fight. Good friend nevertheless. Knows a shit load about TV and Film trivia for some reason.
Person 2: *Runs away*
by Gobbledygook12342134 August 26, 2018
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Katey: Where do I even start, well let’s start with I wouldn’t be me if it wasn’t for her. I have never loved before. Hoping this will be my only love. Will do anything in my power to make this my only love. Having Katey in my life is the best thing to ever happen without a doubt. Her hair is therapy to my heart, I find safety in her smile. I feel warmth in her skin. I look into her eyes I see the galaxy in twine with her perfectness. Every curve of her body is a new story labeled perfect. Every inch is like a thousand new kilometres to discover. From her toe nails to her hair follicles is perfect. My love for Katey cannot be put into words i’m trying my best. We are having some problems but who said they wouldn’t fix. Yes we have disagreements yes we have arguments. But I couldn’t be more committed to anything in my life than what I am to you. I adore you and there’s nothing I would change about you. Katey when your reading this please don’t cry, just know you are my princess. i’d give my heart away to let yours beat 1 more. i’d do anything in my power to keep you happy. I want a family with you. So please Katey accept the fact your my soulmate and please let us recreate the world together.

I love you <3
Forever and always <3
p1 . Katey is perfect

p2 . I know bro
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by Awep May 07, 2020
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Katey: Smarter than a genius, sweeter than the bell, she's got a body sent from heaven, she is sexier than Hell.

Parties harder a rockstar, hotter than a flame, cooler than the freezer, she is even faster than Usain.

Funnier than Ferrell, eyes brighter than the moon, tastier than candy, She will make you cum too soon

Crazier than Jersey, more wild than the zoo, smoother than molasses, she is way more awesome than you.
Fuck Ya! Katey!
Katey is the coolest girl alive.

I wish I was Katey
by Marilyn Vos Savant February 05, 2010
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A red/orange hottie. A fuggin' ca-razy son-of-a-cool person! (: You just can't help to love her and obsess over her.
Damn, I love Katey. (His girlfriends name is Anglea.)
by Mariann_Winden June 12, 2008
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