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Kate Upton 

An instant boner.

Derived from supermodel Kate Upton.
I saw Julia from 108 and got an instant Kate Upton.
Kate Upton by Bmoretiger June 12, 2011

Kate Upton 

The Fucking sexiest bitch in the whole worlds. She has huge tits and they are nice and squishy.
I want to squeeze Kate uptons boobs really bad. How come she doesn't post naked selfies with her two boobs that are as big and as fine as Jupiter. I want to French kiss her while squeezing her squishy tits. Also, I want to smuggle my face in between Kate uptons boobs.
Kate Upton by Nac55550044 May 3, 2015

Kate Upton 

A model that many people probably have a huge crush on because she's so beautiful. Justin Verlander is a lucky man.
My celebrity crush is Kate Upton. Hottest woman on the planet.

Kate Upton 

A beautiful blonde woman that many people probably have a huge crush on and for good reason. Justin Verlander is one lucky man.
Kate Upton is so hot. I think I might have a crush on her to be honest.

Kate Upton's dildo 

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!
*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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