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karmakaze 

Kar-ma-ka-ze
(car ma kah zee)
noun
1.a person charged with the suicide mission of the delivery of instantkarma.
2.the reaction of an action so hayness that only instant karma can balance that of which has been unbalanced.
3.the delivery device, such as a karmakaze plane filled with instant karma bombs.
bob was cheating lil ol ladys outta their 401 k's and outta the blue comes a karmakaze and its hits him right in the neck with a butt load of karma bombs
karmakaze by jizzassken June 11, 2011
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Karmakaze 

One who ruthlessly, recklessly and relentlessly pursues their own “rational self-interests” so to the exclusion of all else and anything or anyone’s welfare or interests, they exponentially accrue massive karmic debts and invite the equalizing factor and strange attractor of instant karma
The Oil and Gas Industry is presently dominated by karmakazes and oligarchs who want to put our grandmothers on an ice floe to squeeze more profits more profitably.
Karmakaze by ‘Aether 00 July 17, 2023

kamakazknee 

1. n. A weak knee of poor construction that is resigned to destroying itself in a glorious fashion.
Derrick Rose has kamakazknees.
kamakazknee by picc285 May 10, 2019

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Hot Fudge Kamikaze

When one gets too drunk, and decides to eat out someone’s ass with a wooden spoon.
I got so drunk last night, I gave my wife a hot fudge kamikaze.
Hot Fudge Kamikaze by Wutang March 14, 2022

Backseat Kamikaze 

It is when you are in the backseat of a car and throw up into the pouch on the back of the driver's or front passenger's seat and then smack it, sending bile-filled vomit all throughout the cabin.
"Dude, why is Pepe pissed at you"
"I was hammered last night in the back of Don Pepe's car so when I had to vom I gave him a Backseat KamiKaze."

Kamikaze pirate 

A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate

You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
Kamikaze pirate by Alemahi November 9, 2014