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he’s built like a slenderman with huge hands.He is really mature and calm when it comes to argument and gives his opinions alot,hes a rlly risky person, always breaking his bone,like chill out bro u don't have 3+lives.Kardo may be rlly risky I mean bro was a skater,but quit due to INJURIES expect that from him,But we all have weaknesses and his worst one is spider,yes blud has Arachnophobia I mean im afraid of spiders but definitely not to a Kardo’s level.A kardo loves giving you the taste of his own medicine, so treat him like how you want to be treated because if not,He will spit at you.They are a really free person willing to do whatever or whenever,their love language MIGHT be gift giving,expecting no gifts back.They are always there for real and whenever,You can text a kardo and expect a reply no later than 8 minutes but if he does then he is in the middle of something,perhaps he is fighting someone because a kardo is displeased alot with disrespect so don’t disrespect him especially behind his back or go at him because he RLLY takes it to heart,he will never forget,he might aswell be planning revenge because he really doesn’t know how to forgive.He will try his best to calm someone down because he can’t think in that moment or listen.But in the end,they are understandable and they really tend to push away people during harsh moments for them,they will never tell you what’s going on but will comfort you during urs.He would compliment girls but ig that’s too gay for him.
“Why is kardonya so stressed out, I mean look at his heartbeat levels”

“Oh he just saw a spider, don’t worry”
Kardonya by L1la June 21, 2024
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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