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Kalkaska 

Small town made of drug dealers and drug users mainly trading to other nearby towns in Michigan (Mancelona, Forest area, Ect.) Most people who grew up or graduated here would like to keep it on the dl just like they want their parents family info on the dl due to them being more than likely related. Students here try to get pregnant as soon as posible and still wear the shortest skirts possable then they ether get the fuck out of this shit hole or are working at McCdonalds, Burger king, Big Boy, Glens, Northland, G's Pizza, Little Ceares, Subway, Arby's, or some other local store at some point of their life. Kalkaskians make up for their bad habbits by building one church for every mile in the town.
lets go buy some meth at Kasky and head back to Mantucky.

Sarah and Sonya are secretly from Kalkaska.

The chienese restaurent is the best in Kalkaska and its the only thing this town has going for them.
Kalkaska by old student here March 4, 2009
Words you can keep
shut the fuck up u goddamn kalaska
kalaska by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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