Katie's Blackburn 

A terrible STD discovered in 1992 among the lesbians of Pittsburgh. It is extremely foul and lies dormant until disturbed, but once awakened, its wrath is unstoppable. Characterized by turbans and outfits worn the previous night. Often becomes delusional when fed alcohol. The only known treatment is sex with straight women.

Don't wake Katie's Blackburn, pee in the alley!

Katie's Blackburn by Queen Lesbian October 7, 2011

Katie’s way

When you cut a pizza in a random fashion. Every piece is unique in its own way.

Man 1: AYE YOU! YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?
Man 2: Yeah! CUT IT KATIE’S WAY, YOU GABAGOOL!?

Katie’s way by Katie The Babysitter January 8, 2022

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome 

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!

Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome by MM007 August 22, 2017

Katie's Playground 

A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia

Man, I feel bad for everybody who has to play at Katie's Playground.

Katie's Playground by topher piner January 31, 2008

KATIE S 

Low down dirty bitch ! Don't give a fuck about the well being of innocent kids!

KATIE S : don't go in this refrigerator y'all only eat what I give you!

Foster child: ILL KILL all these bitches! Burn this fuckn house down!

KATIE S by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

Kasie's Law 

OK,
the idea that art, comedy, secret handshakes, and poetry from mischievous youngsters are natural reactions to
parental utilization of social media as a puppet to evoke validation of decisions.

By Kasie's Law, the two sisters bonded in the backseat of a road trip.
Whining, arguments, and weird behavior did not phase the two because they didn't let strange shit spook their good spirits .

They produced a handshake masterpiece of jokes instead.

Kasie's Law by abima February 17, 2021

Katie’s frozen pizza hole

To accomplish this delicacy one must crack open a ultra scream yeah pour over the katies hole outside on a cold winter day then take a piece of pizza and smear it on the hole and enjoy

John was excited for the first frost that cold Michigan night because Kate was coming over and he was having Katie’s frozen pizza hole

Katie’s frozen pizza hole by Pizza bub November 20, 2025