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Krumb Knum 

n., adj., pl. -s
1. stupid or retarded (retarded in the slang sense, not mentally retarded)
2. an idiot or retard (retard in the slang sense, not mentally retarded)
1. Joe is being Krumb Knum right now
2. Soha is a Krumb Knum for doing the wrong homework
Krumb Knum by BWANKER May 2, 2009
Related Words
Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.
The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!
krembot by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

sing Kumbaya 

To engage in a show of unity and harmony with one's opponents or enemies; frequently used in a disparaging or sarcastic sense
"Well, we're not going to sit around the campfire, hold hands and sing Kumbaya, that's for damn sure!"
sing Kumbaya by smendler April 29, 2009

Krumbein 

Adj.

1. One who deals in the wanton destruction of the dreams of children.
2. One who deals in krumbeins.
1. Pol Pot, what a regular krumbein, am I right people?
2. Hey, I heard that Josh kid is a krumbein, somebody should lynch him.
Krumbein by Malcolmb May 1, 2008
a furry creature, about the size of a chipmunk, prone to nipping the tips off shoelaces and hiding in slippers.

diet: consists mostly of lint, shoelaces and banana peels
habitat: slippers, sock drawers. Mostly found in Australia and southern island of New Zealand, although there have been a few cases reported in eastern New Guinea

Although this creature is a seemingly adorable fur ball of energetic affection, it's flaming temper, quick reflexes and sharp nipping fangs deem it quite the little monster.
"I think there's a Krimbly in my moccasin!"
"did it get you?!"
"phew... it's just nipping at my laces."

"kurpleclurrrrrr"
"whats that sound? It's coming from your sock drawer?"
"I know. My place is ridden with Krimblys."
Krimbly by crumblycreatures November 26, 2009

Krummed Out 

Completely unable to function as a normal human being. You are so out of it and dysfunctional that you cant even form proper sentences and you act like an absolute freako.
Yo Danny was so Krummed out this morning he was throwing up the whole car ride home saying "Yodi yodi yoy"

I probably wouldn't be so Krummed out today if I didn't kill a gram of blow, a half bottle of tequila and ordered Wendy's at 3am.

I smoked a full joint to the face and than clapped a box of whip its and im fking Krummed out.
Krummed Out by Reggie Milardi June 21, 2021