KMP

Kill Mad People

A relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.

Jason: "... So the stupid bitch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! SHE WAS STILL FACING THE WRONG WAY"
Justin: "KMP, my friend, KMP."

by Ghassan August 15, 2005

kmp

kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.

"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."

by Walking Away March 08, 2016

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"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.

(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP

by Sembilan May 09, 2008

KMP

Kids menu pizza

I got my kids KMP for dinner

by She luv zay February 04, 2023

KMP

Kill Me Please.

When you lose an argument and you wish for them to end it so you can mourn at yourself.

Pro: this fag sucks I killed him 50 times already!
Fag: No I don't ...you do!
Pro: I just quickscoped you again!
Fag: KMP

by sadbacon132 August 25, 2018

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keep me posted

Tom: Yo I think imma throw a rager tn

Evan: Bet bro kmp

by tomtomtomtomtom1400 March 31, 2022