justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prostitues.

uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.

Justin beaver by holy_shit_its_a_cow January 16, 2011

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Justin Beaver

A term for Justin Bieber who sounds like a pussy so thats where the beaver comes from. If it wasn't for him I would listen to the radio. So i am stuck with youtube. Beyonce has deeper voice than him, his cherry probably hasn't been pooped either. This word can describe ANY kids like.

Girl: OMG I love justin Bieber!!!

Guy: Are you a lesbian because he is really Justin Beaver. So he has a vagina.

Girl: But i love his voice!

Guy: He sounds like a 2 year old girl on helium.

Justin Beaver by GO DIE IN A HOLE JB February 22, 2010

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beaver 🦫

justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler

justin beaver by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

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Justin Beaver

what all old people and people think Justin Beiber's name is, people who have not yet been exposed to such high levels of faggotry.

Grandfather: Whos this little girl singing?
Teenager: Thats justin beiber
Grandfather: Justin Beaver?

Justin Beaver by NAHH SUN SIT DOWN August 12, 2012

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