Jurjo 

The Jurjo is the most annoying person, he likes to be smart, and he is not smart at all. She has a small penis, but she still has the most beautiful girls. You shouldn't hang out with him because he has a bad effect on society.

Man1:Did you hear that Jurjo has a girlfriend
Man2:HOW?

Jurjo by anonymous January 26, 2022

Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."

Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.

Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012

Juror No. 7 

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.

His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.

Juror No. 7 by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022

Junjou Romantica 

An amazing shounen-ai anime (also a manga) that revolves around 3 couples (Junjou Romantica ((main couple)) , Junjou Egoist , and Junjou Terrorist). People who aren't even much of a fan of yaoi love this anime. The makers of it also made Sekaii Ichi Hatsukoi .

Non-Fangirl-" Hey what're you watching?"

Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"

Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."

Fangirl- "Try it!"

10 minutes later...

"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"

Junjou Romantica by LLLLiiilly December 19, 2013

Juror's Beard 

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.

Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.

Juror's Beard by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011

jurota

a japanese man who says nigga a lot

damn jurota dont pay his child support!?!?

jurota by ATTC March 10, 2022

jüriöö 

jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.

In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.

all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"

jüriöö by ptk January 2, 2004