Jumping through my ass

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.

My day is so hectic I'm jumping through my ass.

by Buckeye Unicorn May 28, 2018

Jump through my ass

Used primarily in the military as a term similar to "jump through hoops."

A long arduous bureaucratic process.

Man, I had to jump through my ass to get stationed in San Diego

by SFMC May 24, 2009