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Juliet's Mother 

A reference to Lady Capulet (q.v. Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer's name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)
"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".
Juliet's Mother by Nefeco March 12, 2004
shes a terrible teacher and doesn't know how to teach at alll!!!!
Person 1: do you know what we are learning in science?
Person 2: no, I have Julie S
Julie S by ilovegrapes25 February 19, 2024

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA 

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

Julius Caesar's Dick 

I saw Julius Caesar's Dick The Colosseum, Vatican, St Peters Basilica, the whole Roman experience.

Julien Solomita 

25 year old Youtube-Vlogger who is an all around incredible man with a passion for film, animals, orange juice with pulp, and his otter, Jenna. Solomita makes up 1/2 of a company called "Waffsicle". He partnered with friend Collin Duddy to produce an outstanding series called "Last Minute Trips" where the outgoing duo throw darts at a map, let followers vote where they should venture, and immediately begin their trip to said destination. He and his girlfriend have three dogs, two italian greyhounds (peach and kermit) and a chihuahua named marbles. Julien Solomita is an all around creative inspiration, and easily one of the most passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Dink dink.
When asked to describe my favorite person I'd say "Julien Solomita". What a dink.
Julien Solomita by C-DinkFam July 25, 2017

julien solomita 

Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.
Remember when Julien Solomita bragged about 20/20 vision? Yeah he needs glasses now.