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juggernaut bitch

The single greatest video dub of all time. Takes an x-men cartoon clip and follows the main character, the Juggernaut.
Yea it's the Juggernaut Bitch!
by Jeff Jeezy June 11, 2006
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Juggernaut bitch

A person playing call of duty 4 who uses the juggernaut perk, which give said player added health, because they are complete losers that cant get a kill without it.
Xboxliveplayer1:DUDE WTF?I just shot the guy with my .50 cal twice and he didnt die!!!!!!

Xboxliveplayer2:He is a juggernaut bitch!
by greenedevil May 25, 2008
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A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by lollskates May 13, 2006
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I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!
*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!
by The Real Jink July 30, 2008
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The Juggernaut Bitch

The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.

Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.

Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.

The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.

Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"

"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009
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I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.
I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.
by Adrian June 11, 2006
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Im the juggernaut bitch!

To kill the juggernaut and become it and totally Pwn the noobs!!!
Play halo 2 and create a game called Juggernaut. It would be best for you to be the juggernaut so that when you get a kill you can say " I just pwn3d you cuz Im the juggernaut bitch!".
by Douglas Paquin August 5, 2007
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