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Juan noodle 

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
Juan noodle by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023
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Juan Noodle 

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle 

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.
He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle 

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

juan noodle 

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight

juan noodle 

having sex from behind while in a spooning position
juan noodle by khakipant November 17, 2023

Juan noodle 

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
Juan noodle by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024