Being part of the gay community, likes attending parties and not bringing beer or meat or any sort of partying essentials.
by Meister Brew October 26, 2022
Get the Jotts mug.The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.
Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....
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"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
Get the International Jorts Day mug.As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
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Get the Jootsie mug.A fly person or group of people. Usually are handsome guys that have all the clothes and sneakers nobody else can get. Usually get all the girls. And have a BBC. These guys are natural born winners and smart.
Example 1:
Hot Girl: Damn look at the shoes on Jeff's feet he is one hell of a jetsetter. I just have to have sex with him and get some of that bbc!
Model Chick: Yea and he is smart and athletic I want him to have sex with me in my mouth until he ejaculates all over my big breast.
Hot Girl: Yea we gonna do it to him because he is a jettsetter.
Example2:
Hot Teacher: Good job on the test Jeff you got the highest grade in the class. And nice outfit by the way.
Jeff: Thanks
Hot Teacher: I need you to stay after class because we need to have sex. I want some of that BBC.
Jeff: Ok thats cool. Man I love being a jettsetter
Hot Girl: Damn look at the shoes on Jeff's feet he is one hell of a jetsetter. I just have to have sex with him and get some of that bbc!
Model Chick: Yea and he is smart and athletic I want him to have sex with me in my mouth until he ejaculates all over my big breast.
Hot Girl: Yea we gonna do it to him because he is a jettsetter.
Example2:
Hot Teacher: Good job on the test Jeff you got the highest grade in the class. And nice outfit by the way.
Jeff: Thanks
Hot Teacher: I need you to stay after class because we need to have sex. I want some of that BBC.
Jeff: Ok thats cool. Man I love being a jettsetter
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- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
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