Josh Watts

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An 18 year old Footy Legend from Jerrabomberra, NSW Australia. He is known for being a gay cunt who didn't vote for Gladys Berejiklian. He is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds as he is known for having questionable relationships with minors. He is not a well respected man as he once pumped 11 yes! 11 fucking Jigalitres of period blood out of his grandmother.

I rape niggers like I'm Josh Watts.

I was sweating more than Josh Watts in a nursery.

Josh Watts by BigDickBrianBitches March 24, 2019

Josh Watts

A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.

Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?

Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?

Ben: yes he’s such a stud.

Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.

Josh Watts by Josh Watts (yoghurt male) April 10, 2022

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Josh watts

Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky

Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung

Josh watts by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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