clink clink
goes my dick
when i slap it on my chick
put it inside her shit
make her suck make her lick my dick can do all the tricks
longer than a chopstick
rides like a broomstick
all lubed up and slick this goes to the skeleton clique
because i love josh duns dick
and i bet it’s harder than his drumstick
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.