(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm
Etymology
The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.
However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"
2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "
3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
Get the Josephinesmug. She is such an lovely girl, who’s always mistakenly called mean. She is genuine, trust worthy and so down to earth but still speaks her mind when she needs to. She is not only incredibly smart but also has an dope sense of humour. This girl is sassy, sexy and beautiful from the inside out. And not to forget a hopeless romantic.
Josephine is a keeper.
Josephine is a keeper.
Person 1: You see this Girl bruv? She is amazing.
Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!
Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!
by Anotherone1 October 19, 2019
Get the Josephinemug. I love that Josephine girl
by Sarah McDonalds French Fries April 10, 2017
Get the Josephinemug. One of the best people to have in your life she means the world to pablo and she’s the most trustworthy person ever she’s always Their when you need someone she’s beautiful stunning and amazing her smile is just amazing and everything about her is just perfect
by Pablomaldonado26 December 11, 2017
Get the Josephinemug. A girl who is supposed to be called beautiful instead of sexy, pretty instead of hot, and the one to be treated as a princess rather than to be hurt by the wrong guy. She got the best personality, she is nice, caring, forgiving, but at the same time naive. She fell for the wrong person and will hold on like an idiot even when the guy fucked up so many times, and is not worth it. She is the girl I was too late to realize how much I love because I fell for her inner beauty while the jerk fell for her look. But she is still the one I'm crazy about.
by JiRHmt December 12, 2017
Get the Josephinemug. a short but feisty girl. likely has long nails and to your surprise, has alarmingly good intuition. Usually quiet but has a noticeable laugh in the crowd.
by salvamore April 25, 2021
Get the josephinemug. Tiny little boy-crazy fireball with a good taste in music. Has her preferences and knows many references. Level-headed and can seem mean. But often it is to keep some at bay. Inside is a wholeheartedly nice girl; usually an excellent lover as well. Her uniqueness is what attracts others. However she'll soon show you just how awkward she can be. A real tough chick.
by Naitsirhc August 27, 2013
Get the Josephinemug.