Jose Mourinho 

He is Jose Mourinho

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

jose mourinho 

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

jose mourinho by starky October 21, 2007

Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.

Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011

Jose Mourninho 

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.

1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"

Jose Mourninho by OD Smith March 21, 2005

jose murinho 

arrogant manager of chelsea

I the best manager in the world. i just the best but i better than the best. I not big headed i just the best.

jose murinho by David Richardson April 10, 2005