The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. A girl you would be lucky to have in your life, and someone who would move mountains for the one she loves. A twin flame/ soulmate!
That girl is such a Jorden!
by ErkOdang February 25, 2020
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a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back
p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown
by heccu April 26, 2019
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Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.
"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."
by Curry Mask March 6, 2006
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Jorden has a big booty
Long head
Roger head hehe
Jorden walking around with a fattie crabby patty
by Big daddy sageii November 22, 2021
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Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure
Damn is that jorden why he doing them boys like that.
by a fan of zoldierkid January 11, 2022
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Jorden is a type of human who is a cold bitch on the outside but a teddy bear on the inside. They tend to care too much about others which causes them hurt. They are persistent but indecisive.
You don’t get it, you’re being a Jorden.
by Sladermater69 November 22, 2021
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1. The sickest bball player to grace this planet
2. Brand of shoe that people kill for
I was watching TV and saw Jorden straight school some jokester.

Alley Guy 1: Yo check out my new Jorden's man
*GAT GAT*
Alley Guy 2: Thanks for the new Jorden's playa.
by Bradlee November 26, 2005
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