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Jorden

a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back

p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown

by heccu April 25, 2019

Alex

An Alex is someone who is probably sweet sometimes BUT THEN ALSO REALLY HECCING FERAL LIKE IF YOU MEET SOMEONE AND THEYRE LIKE Hey I’m Alex then stop them right there and take the to a vet to check for rabies you might wanna purchase a cage just in case cause there’s a large chance he will maul you He’ll just go back a forth one moment he’ll be the sweetest cuddly boyfriend then suddenly he’s liek LET ME CONSUME YOUR LUNGS. And it’s like SCREEEEEE

:o Person AH: are you okay?
>:( Person scree: NO MY ALEX MAULED ME LAST NIGHT AND NOW I CANT SEE

by heccu December 1, 2019