Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION

MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU

Joplin Missouri by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022

Joplin, Missouri 

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.

Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!

Joplin, Missouri by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016