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An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

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jonas bonus

this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.

the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus

jonas bonus by matharf**ker May 14, 2010

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Bonus Jonas

Bonus Jonas refers to the oh so adorable youngest Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas. Frankie is not in the Jonas Brothers, but in his own band Hollywood Shakeup. He is 7 years old. His birthday is September 28. He is often seen tagging along either backstage, or amongst the audience with his parents.

Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A

OMJ!!! I just saw the Bonus Jonas!!! He's so adorable!!!

OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!

Bonus Jonas by jb_lvr_13 October 6, 2008

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Bonus Jonas

Also known as Frankie Jonas, the youngest brother of Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas of the band "The Jonas Brothers". Although Frankie is not in the band, he is still as awesome as his brothers who are.

"Frankie Jonas is the Bonus Jonas of the Jonas Brothers!"

Bonus Jonas by holllyj August 16, 2008

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bonus jonas

franklin nathaniel jonas, or frankie, the fourth jonas brother. he is not in the band, therefore: the bonus jonas

the bonus jonas is in the movie Ponyo.

bonus jonas by jonas bro #5 August 19, 2009

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Bonus Jonas

Frankie Jonas, the unknown, youngest Jonas brother.

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!

Bonus Jonas by The BAMF October 8, 2009

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Bonus Jonas

What you call a Jonas brother that's not in the band.
Or a 'Wannabe Jonas brother' but of course the only reason why anybody would want to be a Jonas brother is to get all the girls they get.

"hey have you seen the Bonus Jonas?"
Yeah, he's reciting the lyrics to a Jonas brother song.

Bonus Jonas by XXX$mok3w33d4lyph3420XXX July 1, 2011

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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