Jobtown 

Jobtown is a term used by firefighters to denote a legitimate or "working" structure fire. It is as much a feeling as it is a place; adrenaline, excitement, fear, and anxiety are some of the feeling triggered. To some, Jobtown is a fantasy place they only hear real firefighters tell stories about. It can be everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. Not to be confused with other "alarms" or fires such as brush or trash fires, Jobtown is reserved for calls where someone's life or property is saved from total destruction. Some firefighters hope to get the chance to go to Jobtown but most say they do but wouldn't know what to do when they got there. Few openly admit they don't want to go there, usually because they're scared or because they go so often they need a break.

C Shift took Engine 1 on a trip to Jobtown yesterday so we have to wash fire hose today.

Jobtown by GoesToJobs June 5, 2018

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Did a Jonno 

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

Did a Jonno by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Johto Drone

These are people who grew up with the Johto Pokémon games (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) for the Gameboy/Gameboy Color. Similar to a 'Genwunner', they believe that only a set number of Pokémon exist (251 in total), and will disparage any Pokémon fan who like anything related to Pokémon past what Johto introduced, claiming that Pokémon 'died' after that.

Around 2008, these people had a prominent trait similar to a 'Hoenn Baby', in which they believed a remake of Johto would be the second coming. Nowadays, these people flaunt the superiority of their Johto remakes, disparaging anything before, or after them, claiming that they are perfect in every possible way.

Johto Drone: "Hey, what's your favorite Pokémon game?"

Normal Person: "Pokémon Black or Whi-"

Johto Drone: "Black or White? Play a real Pokémon game, like Crystal, or Soul Silver!"

Normal Person: "But.. the new Pokemon are cool..."

Johto Drone: "Anything past Celebi is a Digimon!! I remember when the Pokémon were unique and creative, and not these rehashes!! Johto Pokémon had the last good designs before it all went downhill!!"

Johto Drone by GGGGBabyBabyBaby February 2, 2013

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015

Joctournal 

Similar to the word, nocturnal, Joctournal is the action of staying up all night due to being turned on by jock straps.

Ex.
Allana: “Hey, Jordan! How’d you sleep?”

Jordan: “Not good, Allana. I stayed up all night thinking of that video you showed me last week about jock straps. I think I’m becoming Joctournal.”

Allana: “Jordan, that’s fucking disgusting!! :)”

Joctournal by Weebdestroyer July 24, 2018