Father Jonathan's 

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

Father Jonathan's by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Jonathan's Hamster 

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

Jonathan's Hamster by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Jonathan's Cosmo 

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge

We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.

Jonathan's Cosmo by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005

Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

Jonathan's Robot by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

jonathon schofield 

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

jonathon schofield by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

jonathan's big dicktionary 

It is every single word ever learned by Jonathan, stored safely inside his enormous heads....

Immediately following his rap battle versus the well known rap king Skittles , Jonathan referenced Jonathan's BIG DICKtionary to ensure he had the vastest array of word combination

jonathan's big dicktionary by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Case of the Jonathan's 

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

Case of the Jonathan's by BEK August 31, 2013