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jon hamm 

Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.
Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!

Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
jon hamm by The real rj December 10, 2013
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Going Jon Hamm 

When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.
"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."

"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."
Going Jon Hamm by TitaN X70 October 5, 2022

Jon Hammed 

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

Jon Hamming 

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.
Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026