Jokectomy

The act of physically removing a joke from someone, usually via surgical means.

If you make another fat-mama joke on me, I am going to perform a jokectomy on you.

by ChhotaBabu June 14, 2011

Jixectomy

To remove a zit, also known as a jixyzit, by one of various methods, from the scrotal region of the male body

He spent hours performing a self jixectomy on the jixyzits that showed up after his night of wanton debauchery.

by Urbanus February 6, 2010