Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert November 1, 2015

Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.

Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."

by kelly January 8, 2008

jimmy johns

A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.

Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!

by lil jon April 10, 2005

jimmy john

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.

I just got jimmy johned!

by kris p bacon August 10, 2011

Jimmy Johns

An orgasm in sandwich form.

This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.

by LaLaLlama88 July 26, 2011

jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

by The manliest November 18, 2017

Jimmy Johns

A sub-par condom brand that often results in pregnancy.

Jimmy Johns... they deliver.

by Elishnus January 15, 2014